nobodysparkles: misterstibbons: unsungtale: man-over-matter: Hey kid, wanna read some Ayn Rand? Atheists are dangerous. They’ll give you literature and make you watch Secular television. Psh, most of the atheists I know despise Ayn Rand while most of the conservative Christians I know worship her. …is this real life? I know I always walk around in my bathrobe inviting the neighborhood children to read heathenistic literature.  Doesn’t everybody?   I remember watching/listening to kids “witness” in church as a child (my family wasn’t religious, really — I went with friends) and thinking “Why haven’t I felt any of this yet? God isn’t letting me in the club!” No clue.

nobodysparkles:

misterstibbons:

unsungtale:

man-over-matter:

Hey kid, wanna read some Ayn Rand?

Atheists are dangerous. They’ll give you literature and make you watch Secular television.

Psh, most of the atheists I know despise Ayn Rand while most of the conservative Christians I know worship her.

…is this real life?

I know I always walk around in my bathrobe inviting the neighborhood children to read heathenistic literature.  Doesn’t everybody?  

I remember watching/listening to kids “witness” in church as a child (my family wasn’t religious, really — I went with friends) and thinking “Why haven’t I felt any of this yet? God isn’t letting me in the club!”

No clue.

(via freshstrawberries)

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  1. tumbledmygame reblogged this from tragicyouthwasgoingdownonme and added:
    I thought it was a joke
  2. tragicyouthwasgoingdownonme reblogged this from alpha-helix and added:
    I love how almost everybody who’s reblogged this has more of a problem with being associated with Ayn Rand than being...
  3. alpha-helix reblogged this from tragicyouthwasgoingdownonme and added:
    I am an atheist, a goat, and I wear my bathrobe everywhere. Clearly, the only inaccuracy here is the Ayn Rand. Who I...
  4. jdotnet reblogged this from freshstrawberries and added:
    I remember watching/listening to kids “witness” in church as a child (my family wasn’t religious, really — I went with...
  5. brokennecksfeatherweights reblogged this from tragicyouthwasgoingdownonme and added:
    oh my non existent god
  6. freshstrawberries reblogged this from tragicyouthwasgoingdownonme
  7. chameleons reblogged this from kakkobean and added:
    NOT AYN RAND!!!1!!
  8. emberslash reblogged this from unsungtale and added:
    I like the part where this is written in comic sans.
  9. headtowardsthelight reblogged this from genesisisthesword and added:
    What poor lost soul do you know who hangs around in a sweet ass fucking bathrobe all day?
  10. man-over-matter posted this

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